An Open Letter to Hims Daddy

Dear Hims Daddy,

This job sucks. Its taking you away from hims.

Brothy says that you are going to Dallas next week and leaving us with him Mommy.

Is that what hims has been reduced to? Hims Mommy is okay, but she doesn't love hims like hims Daddy do.

Hims hope you can live with yourself.

Sincerely,

Ripken Puppy Dog

More Dogs Join the Fight

Hello, I'm Sonny The Pug, and I have authorized this message:

FIRE MY DADDY!

We will not stop until Daddy the Great returns home to us. After all, I got the cancer and who knows how long I have to live. Shouldn't Daddy spend my last years by my side?

Of course he should! Join the fight to rid good daddies of bad jobs today.

Do your part. Fire my Daddy!

Hims Is Abused

Sorry, the video is kind of blurry, but it shows hims getting attached by him brother, Sonny the Pug.

It demonstrates the importance for hims daddy to return home immediately.



Fire Hims Daddy!

Sincerely,

Ripken Puppy Dog

Hello and Welcome to FIRE HIMS DADDY

Welcome, friends.

Hims wants you to know that your support is greatly appreciated.

Unfortunately, him's daddy has received yet another job, and frankly, hims is disgusted. This time, hims daddy is working even farther from home at a construction company!

It is sucky.

And clearly this behavior cannot be tolerated. Since Mommy refused to photoshop hims daddy in lurid poses with construction equipment, hims is being forced to ask for help from cyberspace.

Please, help hims come up with ways to get hims daddy fired so hims can return home to hims and hims brothers.

Sincerely,
Ripken Puppy Dog